Like the idiot I dated who ate nothing but garbage. Toppers pizza at 2 am anyone?

Like the idiot I dated who ate nothing but garbage. Toppers pizza at 2 am anyone?

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comedycentral:

Jon Stewart and Jessica Williams discussed catcalling on last night’s Daily Show. Click here to watch.

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ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

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Saw this on a mid day break walk. I don’t know how they knew what I WASN’T doing.

Saw this on a mid day break walk. I don’t know how they knew what I WASN’T doing.

I had to reblog this because I LOVE HALLOWEEN.

I had to reblog this because I LOVE HALLOWEEN.

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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"I made you short?"

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